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longjaw mudsucker

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
by SpekTro April 5, 2015
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Muda

Bob walked up to Tom and started punching him, repeatedly saying MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
by BananaTNT February 14, 2020
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Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.
"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"
by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017
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Mudrusher

An extremely derogatory term for a white woman that only dates black males.
Did you just call me a mudrusher?
by joelm420 July 9, 2010
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Florida mudpuddle

When the two or more participants defecate and urinate in a puddle on the bathtub or floor and proceed to have sexual intercourse on it.
Man, I almost forgot about that Florida mudpuddle last night until I got a look at my clothes.
by estephaney September 6, 2011
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filthy mudcunt

We are all familiar with the underrated yet infamously potent insult, "filthy cunt". Any female who does not cringe upon receiving that succession of succinct wording is truly soulless which ironically happens to be the kind of thing that deserves such labeling. This particular upgrade places a special emphasis on the young lady's alarming rate of promiscuity. I hesitate to publish such a powerful insult publicly since I fear it will be overused. Do not release this gem from your arsenal unless the cumburping gutterslut really causes the last straw to break.
Jose Contreras: Today my girlfriend tried to apologize to me for getting double teamed by the Mexican yardworkers while their homies filmed it all.
Bruce Lee: That filthy mudcunt...
Jose Contreras: That's what I said! Unfortunately it didn't register as insulting to her since she has no soul to speak of.
by benny b from the bronx August 19, 2007
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Mudar

The greatest man to have ever roamed the earth. Very knowledgeable about medieval heraldry. Loves ramen noodles and always has the most fashionable beard, if he chooses to wear one.
Mudar, you are so great.
by windwhistle June 4, 2019
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