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longjaw mudsucker 

A person that has agreed to go to an event, but every time they open their mouth there is an excuse as to why they are late and never end up making it.

The saying seems to have started in Santa Barbara during a bachelors party weekend, the longjaw mudsucker is typical from the area.
I just called Marin to see why he was late, but all I heard was excuses as to why he was late. I don't think he's going to make it, he is such a longjaw mudsucker.
longjaw mudsucker by SpekTro April 5, 2015
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LongHawk25 

A Band originating from Scarborough, Ontario. They play a combination of Ska, and fluffy punk. All of the band's members are poseurs as they all live with their parents, and aren't drunk everyday. The lead singer is known to take off his clothes during performances, the bass player is the only member with a shred of talent in the band and the drummer doesn't have a single musical bone in his body, but he does have a herb garden.
Person A: I hear that lead singer, the one from that LongHawk25 band is a Rapist.
Person B: Fact.
LongHawk25 by penis25 June 20, 2010

Longjacking 

a.k.a. jackhammering, is a term that was made from the tool itself.

to do this, you have to tense your muscles and "jackhammer" on the keys.

example:
x: bro how much bpm can you longjack rn?
y: 170, feeling rusty rn. hbu?
x: 210, just finished a warmup
"As of now, Reflec07 is not only good at longjacking, but also vibro."
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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