by Cody Penguin February 4, 2010
Get the shots and mots mug.A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
by the fear boners January 26, 2014
Get the Dirty Mott mug.Moths of death is the equivalent to having nervous butterflies with the exception that the situation giving you moths of death is terrible and hurtful and in no way good.
Hayden: What's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: I have to go see Jamie after she tried to cut me out of her life.
Hayden: How are you feeling about talking to her.
Andrew: I have moths of death in my stomach.
Andrew: I have to go see Jamie after she tried to cut me out of her life.
Hayden: How are you feeling about talking to her.
Andrew: I have moths of death in my stomach.
by Cote the Man October 24, 2010
Get the Moths of Death mug.A girl, usually of spanish or catalan origin, that is supercool and has the ability to talk with the unicorns. The legend says all Montserrats are descendants from a hot goddess that came to earth just to have fun and then decided to hang out.
A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.
She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.
If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
A Montserrat usually has big brown eyes and long black hair with a really hot body. They often confuse Montserrats with Penelopes, but penelopes are just some wannabes.
She is usually a chill girl who does not give a fuck about anything. She is really cool and down to earth and has the ability to be a really random person. A Montserrat usually loves Zelda and plays a lot of video games.
If you date a Montserrat consider yourself a lucky bastard.
Guy #1: Man I am dating this super hot girl that is really chill and plays Zelda.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.
Guy #2: Really.. What's her name?
Guy #3: Montserrat.
by LaDJ August 19, 2013
Get the Montserrat mug.A man of all kinds.. The life of the party. A man that is a genuine friend and always there. A man that constantly gets stuck in the friend zone and is not afraid to talk about it. This guy loves getting ridiculous amounts of money and having a good time! You will know when you meet a mattshamu.. LEON!
We were all kind of bored just lounging around when all of a sudden Mattshamu stopped by and turned it into a maaadd party where we all got ridiculous amounts of money!
by justsomegreeble January 19, 2011
Get the Mattshamu mug.Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.
An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."
An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."
by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014
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