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moosecocked

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A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!
by tollthebell February 20, 2011
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moocock

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Why are you looking up moocock
Seriously what do think moocock is?
by Bowchikayowyow October 12, 2017
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Moosecock

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The ticks you get after too many prostate exams in a week admission of rape victimization and police brutality
"MOOSECOCK"
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Mooncock

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A person on a moon has a mooncock
by Sliver veins October 22, 2023
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MockyCocky

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When two lesbians use a strap on for anal sex.
She gave me that mockycocky last night.
by Hobknobbing February 15, 2025
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