mooping

The act of masturbating and pooping simultaneously; the lonely version of a blumpkin

Kevin is in the bathroom mooping.

by IrDewey June 12, 2009

Mooping

Mooping is a demon sucking farts from the hosts ass for a whole year through a small bendy straw.

"I've been saving a years worth of farts for my mooping"

by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

Mooligan

A dumbass from Michigan. More commonly than naught, these dumbasses think they know everything and are a master of every discipline. When at best, they are poorly educated excuses for Americans. The old references to West Virginia being the breeding ground for inbreeds and stupid asses needs to be updated and applied to this miserable bunch of illiterates.

Hey, are you a mooligan? You can't replace the fan belt when the motor is on!

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004

Moonpig

A large or oversized female.

Somebody who eats alot.

My god...your such a moonpig!

by Baby DJ February 25, 2010

moopie pie

An adorable puppy like a gooky moo

Mom I found a moopie pie

by Thid May 25, 2016

Moonpiglet

Like a Moonpig, only with stumpier legs and a small, round face. With tiny eyes like Satan's own currants.

1) Look at that Moonpiglet! Hideous!

2) Rebecca Taylor

by dan258 January 12, 2005

mooping

whilst mooning someone the mooner takes a poop.

dude, mark was mooping last night and got poop all on this guys windshield - he was pissed.

by bubbap October 6, 2011