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monkeybutter

A Sweaty Testicle ( when they stick to the inside of your thighs )
My MonkeyButters have been sitting in the sun for 2 hours.. now im going to slap you in the face with them
by synapd May 13, 2005
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monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.
"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"
by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003
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monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.
Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!
by Danyourman January 9, 2009
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monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!
Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!
by brittany November 21, 2003
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
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monkeyhumper

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob
That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.
by michaellee33 April 5, 2005
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monkeyhats

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.
by Big Ron J January 19, 2009
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