mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.

He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.

by pathgirl February 21, 2009

mondegreen

noun. A misheard lyric in a song. The term comes from an old song which contains the lyric "They slew the Earl of Moray and laid him on the green." It was commonly misheard as "They slew the Earl of Moray and Lady Mondegreen."

"There's a bathroom on the right" is a mondegreen of Creedence Clearwater Revival's "There's a bad moon on the rise."
"Louie, Louie" is full of mondegreens.

by Apathygrrl September 25, 2005

mondaze

a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday

I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work week.

by luv24328 August 9, 2009

Moked Out

I dont know who uses the word moked referring to drugs. getting moked means your getting done foul. if you got jumped real bad are aired out (shot up) they'd say you got moked out.

Perfect example, in the words of the late, great, notorious Biggie Smalls: "the nigga just got moked out like that, man" (Biggie Smalls - "MISS U")

by Gauk July 15, 2019

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018

Mondaze

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

Monday Morning Meltdown

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation

Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.

by 7mary3 September 28, 2014