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molestasheo

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007
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molestigate

To grope another's genital region in an investigatatory manner.
After asking if she was a transvestite, he molestigated the woman's crotch to seek proof of her claim.
by RJ LBC January 12, 2014
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Facebook molestation

Less severe than Facebook rape, only the status is changed to something humiliating. The rest of the profile is untouched.
Keith did not appreciate the Facebook molestation and for the record, does not love the cock.
by McChaff May 11, 2009
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MOLESTAVAN

An 18 passenger van with no windows, usually driven by someone who exemplifies a creepy persona or someone with a molestashe. The driver looks like someone who would introduce himself by saying, "Hi, my van smells like struggle."
Did you see that molestavan drive by? That was creepy!
by Salmndr April 10, 2008
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molestitute

A prostitute who is so young that any sexual activity would be considered molestation.
1.Look at that molestitute wearing that excessively short mini skirt to elementary school.

2.She didn't have money for Barbie Doll clothes and accessories so she decided to molestitute herself.
by Honey Bell January 12, 2006
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Eye molesting

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
by Who cares? December 17, 2005
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molestache

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.
BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).
by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008
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