Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

Masked-Out by JaneGordon.com August 3, 2020

ultra masker 

This person wears Covid-19 mask while driving alone in their car. An ultra masker will also wear a mask while walking alone on the sidewalk, riding a bicycle, jogging or going on long nature hikes. An ultra masker will do all these things either before or after they have been fully vaccinated.

I was stuck in traffic on 285 yesterday and saw an ultra masker alone in her car jamming to Snoop Dogg.

ultra masker by Cement Kite May 26, 2021

mokey 

Drug addicted mouse who shoved a shotgun bullet up gofey and shot out of his mouth

Mokey it's the ice cream man

mokey by cityboy112 February 21, 2019

mocker 

As coined in the 1964 Beatles film "A Hard Day's Night", a cross between a mod and a rocker.

"Are you a mod or a rocker?"
"Well ...I'm a mocker!"

mocker by Isabella June 9, 2005

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

Mokena Alarm Clock by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

Prairie-Masker 

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

Prairie-Masker by Waine Ker December 24, 2012

J'moked 

To "get got" or bested in a surprising manner.

Person A: "Aw man Barry totally faked me out in basketball today . . . I got J'moked"

J'moked by Jonsanfran March 1, 2021