MJ

MJ is usually depressed 24/7 whether if it’s problems or arguments. He is mostly alone in his dreams. He is a lone walker. He dies in his dream all the time and can not escape the difficulties he has done in the past. MJ listens to sad music to keep him up all night. He only cares about people who actually love him back. He has a mind of his own.

“I feel like MJ now”

by xxmystical_wolfxx October 20, 2018

MJ

Mary Jane.

Either marijuana or that chick in Spiderman.

Mmhmm. MJ is fine! A nice piece of shit.

by LOLtasticals ~<3 January 14, 2008

The MJ's

The MJ's stands for the Magic Johnson's - which is a comical way of saying that a person has HIV

Brad: "Suzy, you don't look too great"

Suzy: "I don't feel good at all, I've been having hot and cold flashes, and my body aches, what do you think it can be?"

Brad: "I don't know, sounds like you've got a case of the MJ's "

by When Keepin it Real Goes Wrong July 15, 2011

MJ

A person who is peng and is good at sports

Mj’s better than me at rugby

by Fader paul May 4, 2019

mj

short for Michael Jordan

Mj is one of the best ballers of all time.

by Hong November 16, 2003

MJ

A mix between Arnold Palmer's Iced Tea/Lemonade and beer.

Pass me that so i can create an MJ. Man I just had 3 MJ's

by Mr. Bindi January 11, 2011

mj

fat 300 man who does nothing but play mw2 tricky myers all day and buys hoes

hey mj stop buying these ugly ass bitches nigga

by derasu January 21, 2022