ming

a man who looks like he can be a principal of a primary school , a cool science teacher, a capybara and a father at 15. He is really nice and would love to date women 40+ and over

bro you look like ming man lesgoooo

by madamliang May 16, 2023

ming

a person who is oblivious af, cant perceive anything happening around him. full immunity to ordinary cultural references to the point of not knowing what krptonite is

Me: i wonder does he know we took his phone
friend: nah.... hes ming.... he dunno shit

by feilou October 15, 2017

ming

Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.

1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.

"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003

Ming

Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!

I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!

by That dude with the mustache March 28, 2020

ming

Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb

Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"

by Limblessless August 25, 2006

MING

(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'

MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.

They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.

Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.

NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...

A: Wow, that guy knows everything!

B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.

by Mr BlueSockEater February 27, 2010

Ming

A person who has a girlfriend but is still horny/desperate for other chicks.

Yo man, have you heard about Tommy? He's such a Ming - he has a girlfriend of 4 years but he's still creeping on Jenny.

Stop Minging - you have a girlfriend.

by USC27 March 5, 2013