Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

end up on a milk carton

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"

1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton

by soapmaker June 10, 2009

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

Hot dogs in their milk carton

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.

“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”

by Marshal Watson March 30, 2023

Milk Carton

To go missing. To disappear. When you have not seen someone in a long time. In reference to the 'Missing' photos that used to be placed on the back of milk cartons.

'I feel like I haven't seen Mena Suvari in forever... She's gone full Milk Carton'

by O-U-812 September 11, 2019

Milk Cartoned

Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".

Teamster Jimmy Hoffa was milk cartoned by the mob, and his body has never been found.

by HiTechHiTouch August 26, 2013

Folded milk-carton

When you fold a guys tip down then pop it back open projecting his cum everywhere.

Jenny was soaked from his folded milk-carton!

by Cali.s March 6, 2025