Midwest

A place where if you use a three syllable word, they think you are a professor.

The Midwest and The South. . .no one knows which is dumber.

by Ereck Flowers August 15, 2018

Midwest

The most boring and putrid part of the country that you could ever imagine. A haven for religious zealots and morbidly obese people who can convert a Walmart into a fucking sideshow. Shitty weather that turns on a dime and can subject you to all four seasons in a week! The only good thing about this region is it's adherence to the 2nd amendment, but there's a better place that does that and its called TEXAS!

Person 1: I gotta drive to the Midwest for a business trip soon.

Person2: Good luck dumbass and it's been nice knowing you. Most people who venture there are never seen or heard from again!

by Angry Cactus October 2, 2018

Midwest

A region in the united states that produces the best paintballers and the best athletes the world has ever seen.

dude those midwest ballers are tha best anyone has ever seen

by woohoo13 April 3, 2009

Midwest

Where people are hick, ugly, and boring.

"That explains it, he's from the Midwest!"

by amap December 1, 2014

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004

midwest

-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.

jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................

jill)-we're here!

jack)-did i miss anything?...

jill)-No

by LARDY February 27, 2005

Midwest

States in the U.S. that aren't quite west, not quite mid. Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, etc. It's 2007 folks, the west isn't the Mississippi anymore.

Denver is in the midwest, not Chicago. Have you looked at a map lately?

by Trent Bailey January 6, 2008