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player

one who has not established a position on romance, yet is lucky regardless.
jo's a player. debb and marry dont have a thing in common yet, they both go out with him.
by LARDY February 27, 2005
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leathered

To be stoned passed movement; To have taken too much cannabis and the ability to move no longer exists.
Fuck that, i'm too leathered to move.
by Lardy July 19, 2003
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midwest

-a place where they have more guns than people.
-wasted space between New York and Seattle. I'll keep Minneapolis and St. Paul (the famouse Twin Cities), thank you.
-an area so cold nine months out of the year that mexicans seem as though they may be the only ones smart enough not to go there.
-where it is costomary to pause for at least 2 seconds before responding in conversation. (The longer you pause, the more intelligent you must be)
-a famous childhood book called "Where the republican Things Are" is about the midwest. j/k
-a place that, if it didn't exist, the USA would be one huge city called NewYorkMiamiDallasPhoenixLAPortlandSeattle.
-the above can be used without permission.
jack)-lets go from our house in Seattle, to bobs house in Miami................

jill)-we're here!

jack)-did i miss anything?...

jill)-No
by LARDY February 27, 2005
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Hillary Clinton

a person who, if things keep going the way they are, will be living in the white house in 2008.
by LARDY February 27, 2005
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peach

the word you say sometimes when you are avoiding the "B" word.
wonder if they got any good peaches up at the clubs tonight
by LARDY February 27, 2005
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fucket

too lazy, tired or leathered to do anything
by Lardy July 19, 2003
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he-she

wordshe-male/word

> A female with a penis.
by Lardy July 19, 2003
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