Midgard

Home of over-weight small mind men and not-men type things. Races often noticed for there ugliness and stupidity. Often blame over for Zergs whilest secretly hiding a good sized 1 of there own.

We don't zerg.

by Bob December 31, 2003

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Midguard

when your phallus is engaged in middle erect mode.

benjamin was Midguard when he saw Caitlins hot tits on porn.

by xknownnobodyx October 31, 2020