tabitha messer

A sweet but also loyal person. If you are very close to her, you will always know she will have your back. Sometimes she is called a slut but I'm real life she is far from that. She has a beautiful body and works hard for it. She is nice to everyone she mets. She has a lot of friends and is well known.
Tabitha Messer is a loyal and kind person.
by Litallday June 30, 2018
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Bull shitting messer

Someone who wastes peoples time by generally taking verbal diarrhoea 99% of the time , they think they know everything but the more the bullshit the more you realise there full of crap
Bloody hell that Carlines at it again , non stop bullshit from moment I walked thru the door . Man he's such a bull shitting messer
by Thethruth13 October 23, 2023
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laionel messer

how american commentators say Lionel Messi when they dont know who he is
"then ther goes laionel messer with a touchdo- i-i mean a goal.
by ticket995light October 28, 2023
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A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.
"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project
by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010
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Messered

>Shoot someone in a dogfight
>Do minimal damage (the number of hits on the enemy is irrelevant)
>Enemy isnt affected
>Get absolutely demolished in the counter attack (preferably by 1 or 2 hits)
Wow i shot him center of mass with my NR23 and he’s fine, meanwhile he hit me once and my wing is gone…

Damn… You got messered
by Femboy Sperg February 28, 2024
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