Melt

To be melted is the feeling you get when bored by something, and to melt, is to bore someone with your own subject.

It's called melt because it melts your emotions into a puddle of depression like on a grey rainy day. The facial expression whilst melted is often sad and lifeless. Then you say your face is melted. You also say your face is melted if someone is lecturing in your face and it's boring as hell.

Also note your body language, such as slouched shoulders, a tilted head, and general lack of enthusiasm, it kinda looks like your body is trying to melt, and your emotions feel melted too.

Variants: Melts, Melted, Meltdown, Meltworthy, Melting, Melthead, Melting Faces, Melting Boats (boat-races is rhyming slang for faces).
He made me watch a whole football match, it was a total melt. I pretended to show interest, but i'm never going back over there to get trapped again! I was so melted i just literally became a puddle of melt on the floor, and i slid under the door to get out of there.
by Damedus April 07, 2011
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A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.
Oi you melt, shut up and go sell some healing crystals
by Oi dats wavy April 08, 2017
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To chill in an area for a sustained period of time
Yo dog watchu sayin tonight?
Meltin in my area juu hurd?
by Sr893 April 23, 2011
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When you shit it when someone of authority asks you a question if you've done something wrong and you get scared and brick it under the pressure and tell them everything.
Police: So where do you live
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!
by KripsKid :P April 16, 2010
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Verb: To sit, chill out, calm down. Noun: a chair, a seat, a couch, anything you can sit on may be referred to as a melt. Scottish slang. Contrary to popular beiliefs, melts can actually be played as a musical instrument by turning it upside down and hitting the legs with a wooden stick. This is commonly done in the streets of Warsaw and a person who does this is called a meltist
'just you melt.' 'this chair is a pure heavy melt man'
by -Kee- June 07, 2009
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An extra sexy guy usually taller then average.
Have you seen that guy over there, he’s extra sexy and extremely tall ?

Yes that’s joe he’s a melt
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A short guitar player who has no bollocks to back him up when his big mouth gets him anywhere useful in life
George drove all the girls to and from the cabana in his Peugeot whip, but didn't fuck any of them when he got there.

What an absolute fucking melt bruv
by SpritulTreznei May 18, 2021
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