Methadone Boogie

When a methadone user goes into a an altered state and begins a slight shuffle.

Looks like Travis just got his dose, he's doing the Methadone Boogie

by cjistan7117 January 24, 2011

Methamatics

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.

Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.

by LJLD January 24, 2011

methamfagamine

The tendency for previously straight males to start playing for the other team after picking up a meth habit.

"I didn't know (tweeker) is into dudes now!"

"Yeah, you gotta watch out for that methamfagamine."

by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

methalete

Some one who is criddlen so hard that they are actually at a higher level then the average tweaker. One who has reached the status of methalete has perfected the act of tweaking to a sport, a highly competitve sport.

That methalete is either cleaning or running a tri-methalon.

by JimmyPockets May 5, 2008

meetastisize

The uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. Meetings will grow beyond available time and space - pushing out all beneficial activities. Eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe's, and spread virally over the Internet.

The only known antidote is decision-making. Management cannot hear your scream. They're in a conference room having a meeting.

The meeting is about to meetastisize! It's taking over the next conference room... now it's going over the scheduled time... again!

by ggr December 16, 2013

methadozing

The act of falling asleep sitting up, shortly after taking a dose of Methadone.

Guard #1: How was your well being check?
Guard #2: I walked past cell 31 and inmate Jones was sitting on his bunk, but I think he was sleeping...
Guard #1: Oh, so he was Methadozing?
Guard #2: Oh yeah... he did just take Methadone at med pass.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin June 6, 2018

meetball

The tendency for meetings to grow in size, causing scheduling conflicts and delays. (can also be used as a noun)

The Q4 Budget Review is going to meetball, Chad insisted that I invite Karen from accounting and her manager.

We'll never hire a new developer, the selection team meeting has turned into a real meetball.

by S?G March 20, 2019