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remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.
by novaman November 7, 2007
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meat gazer

N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.
"Ah dude watch out for this meat gazer in the Cowboy's jersey."
by bobby dville October 24, 2007
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meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer
by Doolie May 5, 2004
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Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.
Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women
by Pete October 12, 2003
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Lunch-meat Gazer

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.
Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"
by InkieRed December 30, 2009
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meat gazer

A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.
When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.
by nahtan July 30, 2008
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meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man
Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!
by Theghost43 February 10, 2015
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