When a (cis) female gives you the prick tease all night, but when push comes to shove she just walks away.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
A stingy lover. A miserly vag.
"Soooo, did you shag the Asian bird last night?"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
"Oh, man! No, FFS! We`ve been making out all night but turns out she was a Cooch McDuck!"
by Diggitar Glady Diggy March 17, 2022
Get the Cooch McDuck mug.A phenomenon that occurs when you purchase something at the McDonald’s drive through, only to realize that 99 percent of your order is wrong on the trip home.
I ordered a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Diet Coke at the McDonald’s drive through . Halfway home I realized they gave me a fish sandwich, a half filled box of fries, and an orange soda. Goddammit, I’ve been Mcfucked again.
by arnie123 May 12, 2018
Get the Mcfucked mug.1. A fuckface who works at McDonalds.
2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.
3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.
4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.
2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.
3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.
4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.
1. Guy: That McFuckface didn't give me any fries.
2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?
3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!
Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.
4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!
Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!
2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?
3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!
Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.
4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!
Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!
by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 December 19, 2008
Get the McFuckface mug.Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.
Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.
by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005
Get the scrooge mcduckin' mug.that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.
by aacceeooffssppaaddeess December 30, 2015
Get the beardy mcfuck mug.The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
Get the saint cunty mcfuckoff mug.McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
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