Mayor McCheese

A McDonalds restaurant character that has been retired for a while now. He had a hamburger for a head.

They've retired a number of other characters, too

by Ryan Thompson January 18, 2004

Malort spritzer

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.

Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.

by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

Mallori

If you ever find you a mallori you will find out that she is a beautiful,young woman of God, her laugh will captivate you it will be one of the things you love about her, along with her kindness, beauty, and patience. Her hair with its redish brown glow will mesmerize you. Although she might be defined as "bad luck" she is the exact opposite of that I know from personal experience. If you have a mallori in your life you have a precious and talented woman there.

I love how mallori is humble.

by Never leave a rose on a beach January 21, 2017

Mallory

Unstable, quick to anger, loves cats and fire, and but will kill you

Mallory: Don't Piss me off
Person: *pisses Mallory off*
Mallory: *Shanks with a colored pencil

by TheDefinitioner54 October 26, 2019

Mallory

Mallory.
How can you define her with words?

The most beautiful, talented, kindhearted person anyone could ever want to be in their life.

Someone so incredibly charismatic,

You have trouble trying to explain her to your friends.
Someone who reminds you of the stars, the ocean, and all else in paradise.
Someone you don't want to lose.

Mallory gave me the greatest gift, the knowledge to love, and to be loved in return.

by BabygirlJay July 17, 2014

mayor cheat

Mayor cheat is a incrementalist moderate that the planet doesnt have time for before it boils. He inspires pearl clutching identity politics by pussy ass wankers and looks like alfred e Neuman. He has zero chance at beating trump and should go back to his fucking wine cave.

Mayor cheat is a bottom.

by Flargin and Dingo February 7, 2020

Mallory

She is the most beautiful girl in the world, you cannot compare her to anyone, she is smart, beautiful, lovely, kind and generous, so thoughtful, she has an amazing laugh that will warm your heart. When you talk to her she makes you feel loved and if your someone like me then your not loved a lot. She will make you cry bc she can have so much love on you. Mallory is the most important girl i have in my life. She is always there. I love her more than a friend as more than a best friend. Love you Mallory😘

Mallory-the most beautiful girl in the world 🌎

by Mr. Cry A lot June 11, 2017