mauritius 

location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green

OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"

mauritius by handed July 18, 2011

Marita 

The nicest person you will ever meet, she is energic and funny but may be a little much to handle sometimes.

Guy 1: "That girl is such a Marita".
Guy 2: "She sure is.

Marita

Marita by avenoir April 28, 2017

Maurits 

(noun) A person with with great skills and talents who can achieve something when growing up

Damn, that's definitely a Maurits

Maurits by Maupie June 15, 2010

maurisa 

Maurisa’s are amazing. They are there for you whenever you need. They make sure your okay and can hear you even when you haven’t said a word. They will know when you are sad and cheer you up. Maurisa’s are amazing!!

Omg I so need a Maurisa

maurisa by Alabama Llama January 7, 2018

maritals 

Sexual relations between husband and wife. Used in mockery of conservatives who think sex should only happen in marriage.

"Can I come over tonight or are you and Lee having maritals?"

maritals by Coell September 6, 2005

Maurits 

Maurits is a guy who is not afraid to be different, he is crazy, funny and sometimes a little too wild. Generally, he's a really nice person but he has a bad side. He bows down to peer pressure easily and is a player when it comes to girls. However mostly, he's an extremely fun person to be around and he'll always make you laugh. If you're lucky enough to have him like you, hold on to him because once he falls for you he's always loyal.

"I met this guy, he's quirky and different and super hot."
"Must be a 'Maurits' then."

Maurits by waywaytrashgetouttahere January 14, 2019

Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.

Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'

Bubbles Marital Bliss by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010