Maurita 

Usually a dutch person who is most likely the sweetest person you will meet - with the exception of their lack of modesty because they really like to toot their own horn. Also is really into talking like a medieval person for some reason.

All round a fantastic person

(but seriously, in need of modesty)

Person 1: Woah, have you seen that girl? She's really smart
Person 2: Yeah that's Maurita, she's a real queen

Maurita by pip99 June 1, 2018

marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Mauritz

Hot, Intelligent, Has a crazy personality, attractive, sexy, Lawless, free, has a great body. A beast on bed, never leaves a woman unsatisfied.

When she looked into Mauritz eyes, she had over 7 orgasms.

Mauritz by zeveneights May 15, 2011

Marital aid 

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

Marital aid by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Mauriana 

A beautiful but agressive girl. Fun to hang out with, when she has the time to. Maurianas are busy, but popular and funny.
Maurianas are very busy but good at what they do. They are also very hardworking, and like to please everyone. They are very easy to make angry, but have a hard time staying that way. Maurianas could potentially rule the world.

1. "She's kinda agressive...but really funny! I should hang out with her."
2. "Wow, she's REALLY busy. What a Mauriana!"
3. "Oh my God it's a Mauriana! Quick, act like you're doing something good so she'll like us and won't get angry!"

Mauriana by Perfekt Mädchen October 3, 2010

marita'd 

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

marita'd by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Marita 

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!

guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow

Marita by Just a brit February 15, 2010