uncle matty's

A floral store that once existed on Bald Hill Road in Warwick, Rhode Island in the 1980's and early 1990's. The place to go to pick up flowers for your cheap n' easy Warwick girlfriend that you just met in the Warwick or Rhode Island Malls, or for that cute girl at Ann & Hope. Actually had the best selection of plants I'd ever seen! I really miss that place!

I was goin' over to see Dawn and I stopped at Uncle Matty's to buy her sum flowahs!

by Laktaysha October 18, 2003

Matty H

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

matty bumble

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.

Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.

by Cougs75 June 29, 2018

Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

on that matty b

To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.

Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.

by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014

Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.

Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"

by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012

martydom

The way dumbass kids on Call of Duty 4 pronounce (and apparently now spell) the word MARTYRDOM (note the R), a word they apparently had never heard before playing this game. Martyrdom is supposed to mean sacrificing one's life for a belief, as in to be a martyr (not a "marty"), and the Perk in COD4 is a reference to suicide bombers. Note: Real life suicide bombers do not shit grenades immediately upon death.

Kid: Man "marty-dom" is awesome.
Me: Do you mean "mar-der-dom"?
British guy: Don't you mean "mah-tra-dom"?
Kid: I still think it's martydom 'cause that's what everyone else says.

by Cody the stoner January 21, 2009