The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.
by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022
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"I think I'm in love with Matty Healy. His accent is so hot. And oh my he speaks some fluent metaphoric language that I now adore!"
by Shonkeredbish April 23, 2017
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Mattie is a walking goddess.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
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by ducatidoll December 14, 2010
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by nothing is real June 6, 2016
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As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
As a person: "Look its Meatball Matty"
As insult: "What a Meatball"
Use below list to identify:
1) A person that is all about meat
2) May require the meatbeater
3) Most properly the meatyest chud in the EU
4) Know for missing big events to take home some meat (E.G.) Lethal Bizzle
5) Only drinks Corona
6) Dislikes being a Meatball
7) Likely to miss the last night of a holiday for meat
8) Option of Halal Meatball
9) Always reem
10) Lush thick beard and chest hair
11) Best looking in hometown
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"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
"Meatball Matty" shouts Jack
"I'm not even meatball" replys the Meatball in question
2
"Hey thats the guy who missed Lethal Bizzle to take home a girl" Ross exclaims
"I know! Classic Matty Meatball" replys Harry
by LittlePawsCat September 19, 2014
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