A person who masterdates
John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.
by Fuckboy114,506JkLolz June 19, 2017
Get the masturdater mug.a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
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by RoRo1234 March 3, 2008
Get the Masterfafer mug.When masturbating interferes with social life. One may blow off friends, girlfriends and events to stay at home and jerk it, giving the impression that said friends are unimportant.
Potential consequences: tension between friends, getting dumped, missing out on good times.
Potential consequences: tension between friends, getting dumped, missing out on good times.
Guy 1: Hey man, is Luke coming over?
Guy 2: Nah, I called him, he's too busy jerkin it.
Guy 1: Wow, this is the fourth time his masturference has gotten in the way. Screw that son of a bitch, we'll pick up chicks without him.
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Girl 1: So how's your relationship with Luke?
Girl 2: His masturference is starting to put a serious strain on our relationship. He blows me off all the time and it's pathetic. I'm going to dump him tomorrow.
Guy 2: Nah, I called him, he's too busy jerkin it.
Guy 1: Wow, this is the fourth time his masturference has gotten in the way. Screw that son of a bitch, we'll pick up chicks without him.
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Girl 1: So how's your relationship with Luke?
Girl 2: His masturference is starting to put a serious strain on our relationship. He blows me off all the time and it's pathetic. I'm going to dump him tomorrow.
by dreamthinker April 7, 2013
Get the Masturference mug.Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!
My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.
In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)
by The Bears! April 4, 2017
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Get the strait anal masturbater mug.a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.
One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.
One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.
My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.
by popcornpopper November 12, 2010
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