Mastodon

That app that somehow lets illegal content of children slide, and many people discussed about the content.

"Mastodon is full of creeps"

by XsavierLOL June 25, 2025

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Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

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Mastodon Rage

To be so filled with seething angst and rage, your only thought is to utter a gutteral growl, like a Mastodon.

Teacher: "Timmy, you have failed the test..."

Student: "URRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!"

Teacher: <Blown Away>
<A Prime example of a Mastodon Rage situation>

by Aut0matic M16 April 5, 2010

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MASSIVE tits. Boobs of such grand proportions that they could knock someone out if the women possessing turns around too fast. You can hear the milk swooshing within the tits because there is so much extra space within.

Don't get too close when you surprise her, if she spins too fast and you're within range of the Mastodon Tits, they'll send you to the moon!

by eggnog superstar November 24, 2012

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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

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