Last night, I masturbathed and it was so relaxing.
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steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
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Get the Facebook Masturbater mug.A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
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Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
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"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
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"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"
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