Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Morbology

The academic field of study pertaining to the art of bad film making. Morbologists often deal with thought-provoking research questions such as "WHY SONY, WHY???" or "To morb or not to morb?". To this day nobody knows the answers to these questions, not even the most exceptional morbologists.

Friend: Hey wanna come grab a drink?
Me: Sorry man I gotta study for my morbology finals
Friend: So when are you free?
Me: *looks at the Morbius 24/7 twitch page* Never, I'm afraid...
Friend: Oh, ok

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 30, 2022

MarioLogan

MarioLogan is an channel that was made on June 13th, 2023 and was removed on June 21th, 2023 for violating YouTube's Community Guidelines! It was reuploaded on June 24th 2023.

I love MarioLogan! It's the best channel in the world!

by MarioLogan June 24, 2023

Reverse Macology

Reverse Macology is when you ask a friend to hook you up with someone they know, but they use helping you into helping themselves mac with the person you're interested in.

John: "Bro help me talk to susie shes so cute. "
Mike: "Me and her are mad close bro i got you. "
(Mike to susie)

Mike: "Yeo John thinks you look so good. "
Susie: "No way, like im so ugly."
Mike: "Na, Frfr ur ass is so fat you look so good."
Susie: "Omg you think so fr ??? Why didnt u tell me before. I think ur cute too lets go out."
(Mike to self) "Fuck i just did reverse macology to bro John"

by EazyEli February 24, 2017

analytical mereology

Mereology says that a structure is not a part.

Analytical mereology implies that time is the only structure.

by metawave October 3, 2020

massology

the art of massaging.

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

Markology

Markology is the practice of supporting anf worshipping mark quinn, the late warrior of roman italy. He fought his way to the top of gladius to become all-ruler of the colloseum

Ailey: what religion do you believe in?
Tyler: i believe in Markology

by jeanus mayonaise March 4, 2025