Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Maritza

A Maritza is a combination of spicy n sexy.She always has an attitude but that doesnt keep her from having friends. She never gives a fuck about anyone or anything. Once you lose her, you lost the worlds most amazing girl. Shes loyal and a keeper! If you have her dont lose her! She knows how to party and have fun no matter what. Definetely the hottest mamasita out there.

"Did you hear Maritza is going to saturdays party"
"Now I have a motivation to go"

by lilskinnydip June 13, 2018

Marissa

Marissa is an amazing person, who is never intimidated by others. Marissa always gets through situations with the help her friends. Not to add, but she is also a kind-hearted, smart, thoughtful, funny, gorgeous, and caring person.

Boy 1: Did you see that girl over there?

Boy 2: Yeah, she gorgeous, I can tell she's a Marissa.

by nostalgia nikki May 27, 2017

Marisa Kirisame

Marisa Kirsiame is a character from touhou project by zun she is a good friend of Reimu Hakurei , and has a reputacion of a thief

if she sees you and doesent know you expect a master spark into you face

My name is Marisa Kirisame , prepare to die

by REC Monika July 6, 2021

Maritza

An outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.A Maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. They're fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. Maritzas are reliable. They sometimes plan and organize their life. They are a friendly and trusting person. They tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.

person 1: "Hey, did you hear how Melissa needed help with her project?"
person 2: "Yea! A Maritza helped her and it came out great."

by lillynessss00 July 28, 2009

Marisabel

Marisabel is a smart, loyal, caring girl. She will always put others feelings on top of hers just to make them happy. She is as real as it gets. She’s the one of a kind girl that will always be there for you. She’s the person that as soon as she walks in the room everyone smiles. Her smile & presence warms your heart.

I want to be a marisabel when I grow up.

by muscular music October 7, 2019

marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021