markus_fromdbh

Markus from Detroit become human (obviously) he's probably in love with Simon…

He's the leader of Jericho and a lot of people like him (when i say a lot i mean A LOT)
I have nothings else to say… (im not j.k rolling i dont write a lot)

"Do you know who Markus_fromdbh is?"
"Probably"
…
…

"Ok"

by Moony/milo October 20, 2021

ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.

someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"

by Alkys February 23, 2017

Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.

"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."

by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017

Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.

Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.

by NameDefiner March 30, 2003

Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.

That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?

by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010

marrkus

a retarded guy that loves mexicans, such as a morgan. but also loves to tool with others. supposedly. he also has many best friends.

marrkus fell in a hole

by asdfhklj;lkjwoierwrqrqrqrq March 15, 2009

Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.

Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.

by Smallppjake February 1, 2022