Maradona

Cheating short fat ugly little Argentinian coke head

Maradona thinks his stubby little paw is the 'hand of God'.

by Hawker Siddeley January 12, 2004

maradona

i am better than him

i've done all the stuffs he did and more. hand-of-god goal, beating-5-players goal, you name it, i've done it. i am yet to snort cocaine though. maradona who?

by Lionel Messi January 14, 2008

maradonair

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate.

"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"

by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023

Maradona

Dishonest, unfaithful, lustful and deceptive sexual partner

A “player”

I wonder why you waste your time and energy on that Maradona

by StoicismMogul April 17, 2024

Mardonster

The act of licking someone’s forehead mole as you fuck them raw in missionary

Hey Danial! Last night when we did the Mardonster was AWESOME. Just make sure you clean your face next time, the mole was salty

by TherealSMR March 15, 2026