A Mandarin Tiger is an animal that currently has only resided around the area of the Bergen Catholic High School. It is a creature that can appear anywhere, at any time. In order to be seen, a class must will its existence by exclaiming "What is that?" It can appear in any color, though usually orange or white, and has unlimited powers and characteristics. One of its common traits is that it can fly, fit into small spaces, and be invisible.
Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.
The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.
Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.
An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.
Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.
Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.
The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.
Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.
An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.
Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.
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When two males place their penises in opposite ends of a chinese finger trap and tug back and forth.
My male friend and I went home and decided to pull out our chinese finger trap and Mandarin Dock each other.
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Get the mancara mug.A reference to a run-down or extremely powerful automobile whose driving experience is similar to a camping trip in which manly acts are heavily participatory and encouraged. Participants tout their manliness, and often shout "MANCAR!" at the end of acts that are considered manly. At this point, all other men in the vicinity of the car also shout "MANCAR!" in hearty amicability of the aforementioned remark.
A run-down Mancar necessarily must be lacking common amenities that newer cars may offer. This may include no Air Conditioning, improperly working headlights or tail lights, stereo speakers which do not work, a very low MPG rating, or an incredibly loud engine which is not necessarily powerful.
Participants also must be doing manly things while riding in mancar, such as upper and lower extremities hanging out open windows, passengers consuming alcohol in cleverly disguised containers, or yelling "Spring Break!" at pedestrians while shirtless.
A Mancar must also be full of only men, all of which are encouraged to have a scruff demeanor and/or unkempt facial hair.
The Mancar is the male opposite of a 'Ginecar, which unlike a Mancar is necessarily a newer model car, most likely a hybrid, inhabited by women who are encouraged to have a quiet relaxing ride.
A run-down Mancar necessarily must be lacking common amenities that newer cars may offer. This may include no Air Conditioning, improperly working headlights or tail lights, stereo speakers which do not work, a very low MPG rating, or an incredibly loud engine which is not necessarily powerful.
Participants also must be doing manly things while riding in mancar, such as upper and lower extremities hanging out open windows, passengers consuming alcohol in cleverly disguised containers, or yelling "Spring Break!" at pedestrians while shirtless.
A Mancar must also be full of only men, all of which are encouraged to have a scruff demeanor and/or unkempt facial hair.
The Mancar is the male opposite of a 'Ginecar, which unlike a Mancar is necessarily a newer model car, most likely a hybrid, inhabited by women who are encouraged to have a quiet relaxing ride.
Driver: "Dude, did you just yell ' Spring Break '03 ' at that chick walking down the street? You realize it's 2009. . ."
Passenger: "But ' Spring Break '03 ' sounds better. . . MANCAR!"
Driver and passengers in unison: "MANCAR!"
Passenger: "But ' Spring Break '03 ' sounds better. . . MANCAR!"
Driver and passengers in unison: "MANCAR!"
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The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.
Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.
but mostly performing horrific male antics.
The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.
This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship
As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
The same as caravaning, but the people present are strictly all male, hence the name man-van.
Man-vanning was originally created because girls ruined the overall fun of the night,
you cannot discuss such things as;
-Having sexual intercourse with chicken pasties.
-Amy's breast.
-Physics.
-Masterbation.
-Sing-a-longs.
-The rating of girls in your school/6th form/college.
-Ridiculing of those who we dislike.
-General aggression and piss taking.
but mostly performing horrific male antics.
The experience is overall more fun when girls are taken out of the equation.
This also can irradicate the danger of cheating if one of the males is in a relationship
As getting drunk with girls present if you are in a relationship, does not bode well.
"Hey fancying having a sausage fest this weekend?"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
"Yeh sure, how about a bit of manvaning"
"Sounds good"
by Lincoln Christ's Hospital Pupil April 6, 2008
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