manuterus

A mans uterus

Billy: Coach, did you know that Keith has a manuterus?
Coach: What's a manuterus?
Billy: it's a mans uterus
Coach: HA! Keith has a manuterus!

by Schizor February 1, 2014

ManuteBolarillos

A cigarillo cigar that is very skinny,which resemble former 7ft. 7in. 225 lbs, former NBA player Manute Bol.

say chedda, why you always coming over here rollin those ManuteBolarillos with 5 people smoking?

by Dwain O'neal September 1, 2009

manteau

Also known as the "Persian coat", "the Iranian coat", a shirtdress, or a tunic. Read more about it at mantos.

My manteau is a short military olive green coat, with many buckles and grommets and rouched side pockets.
I always get many compliments on my defiant manteau coats.

by *one luv* April 25, 2007

mansteak

the penis and the glorious areas that surround it

I totally wanna rub all up on Ian's mansteak

by GiYES May 24, 2008

Manute

A manute is a minute or a moment during which a man finds himself doing something for no reason other than because he is a man.

This term was coined by 'Abdullah Hamzah Shari'ati.

For example: A man finds himself, just after coming out of the shower, making goofy faces in the miror for a minute or more....a man minute; a manute.

by Seven Feathers April 13, 2012

Manute

A manute is a unit of time, often found in the injury time of Manchester United games. A manute can vary in length, usually depending on how long it takes the team to score a winning goal.

Man 1: 'The amount of injury time in that game was ridiculous.'

Man 2: 'What do you mean? The full three manutes were played.'

by Steve Mi August 23, 2011

manute

"Man-oote" :

What to call a guy if he is macho but still cute.
The manly version of cute.

Girl - "oh my gosh he is so manute!

Another girl - "he is one of the guys but he does really manute things when we're alone."

by compuglobalhypermeganet February 9, 2015