monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Monthly Bill

Often known as a women's period, coming "once" a month. Also a euphemism for men to say instead of period.

"She must have recieved her monthly bill."

"This chicks freaking ballistic, did she get her monthly bill?"

by D-Volg January 20, 2009

monthly

It’s simplest when a girl is on her period

Boyfriend: why are you all mad all of a sudden

Girlfriend: because I’m on my monthly

by #add me on sc Lizzy.lean March 17, 2018

Monthly Visitor

Period. Menstruation. On the rag.

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...

by Queixa June 19, 2012

monthly jellyfish sneezes

When a girl is on her period and she sneezes and it feels like a jellyfish came out her vagina

"I have a serious case of the Monthly Jellyfish Sneezes..."

by I name things. May 2, 2016

monthly vaginal discharge

That time of the month where your girls vagina vomits a blood sacrifice to the pagan gods

Man, Rene's got that monthly vaginal discharge

by M1khale January 17, 2016

Electronic Gaming Monthly

See EGM

"Reading Electronic Gaming Monthly is alot better than reading Game Pro"

by epcott March 29, 2004