Mantilopes

Large flabby pecks on a man.

Dude!! Did you see the size of his mantilopes? They are at least a c cup!

by GypsyChild0 March 18, 2009

pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.

woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!

by scmat August 13, 2022

mangalope

a reference to a silly person, for example a goofball

Shutup you stupid mangalope I hate you!

by Liz January 22, 2005

Lantelope

A cross between an antelope and a lion. First discovered in ancient Thera on the island of Santorini. It was supposedly made when the ancient elder antelope decided to do it's yearly ritual and rape a baby lion and thus the lantelope was born.

As said before the elder antelope one this is supported by numerous frescoes found in the area. The most noted fresco is the miniature frieze, you can see in this picture alion chasing an atelope that just stole a baby as a super mega volcano of death exploded.
Another theory of the creation of a Lantelope is that a crazy scientist dude decided to chuck both the animals in a bag and let the magic happen. However this theory is possibly not as well argued because wouldn't a lion eat an antelope?

by PHD Thomas Coyle April 15, 2011

antelope

A wild, uncontrolled beast that pushes foward with little concern to its surroundings.

You've got to run like an antelope; out of control.

by WillieWeekapaug September 19, 2003

cantelope

a fruit that is only good for fucking

me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist

by hpkid March 2, 2005

Antelope

Sexual position where the male mounts the female in a "piggyback" fashion and inserts himself into the "out" hole.

John and Sally were doing the antelope in the shower.

by Lance B. October 11, 2004