Manscape, -ing (v).
1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.
2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.
2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.
1. "Dude, you shave down there?"
"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."
2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"
"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."
"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."
2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"
"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."
"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."
by kid2will October 16, 2013
Get the Manscaping mug.(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."
by G-Union February 21, 2004
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by sexiimexii22 December 14, 2010
Get the Manscaping mug.The ancient Algerian art of removing unwanted sexual frustration by way of combining the act of gardening/landscaping with the concept of sexual desire and optimum stress releif.
Sarah, why not pay John a visit? He is taking his break up hard and could do with some serious manscaping....
by NortyNadia July 29, 2019
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Predominately an act of toxic masculinity, and also sometimes performed by “alpha women”
Predominately an act of toxic masculinity, and also sometimes performed by “alpha women”
Richard you are manscaping! Give me some room
Can you please move your leg over Jacob, I cannot fit on my chair
Can you please move your leg over Jacob, I cannot fit on my chair
by Harvey Pincher August 4, 2023
Get the Manscaping mug.A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
Get the Manscaping Paradox mug.Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.
Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"
Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"
Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape
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