man-caping 

When a male hangs on to the back of another (preferably bigger) male. As this person walks, the movement makes the one who is man-caping sway back and forth in a humping motion, making it appear as if he were a cape. This could be done with or without pants.

When Bill was too drunk to walk, Joseph carried him on his back and Bill started man-caping the poor dude.

man-caping by Astyx March 8, 2009

man caving 

Verb. the act of spending time in a man cave. Also known as man cave spelunking. Exploring or improving on a man cave.

Justin is man caving it this weekend.

James found a flat screen television that is perfect for man caving.

man caving by theropingeffect March 2, 2010

southern manscaping 

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging below the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men under forty (40) who do not engage in manscaping that would jeopardize their Mumford and Sons-style beard and hair. They do, however, desire a trimmed and groomed genital area. This is the opposite of Northern Manscaping, which is most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas.

Clean Shaven Man:
"Dude, you are one hairy beast! It must be nice not to have to manscape all the time, right?"

Bearded Man:
"Well, don't jump to conclusions. I do partake in Southern Manscaping. My woman loves the thick bearded look but only on my face." beard mumford hair shave manscape

southern manscaping by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015

manscaping 

to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.

Hey, Jethro, isn't it time to do a little manscaping?

manscaping by Summersong June 9, 2005

mancaving 

The act of going to one's home (preferably basement) and engaging a session of video gaming and/or movie watching.

The man cave originates from the word man, which is us, and cave, which is an opening used as a dwelling in ancient times.

"Man cave? Man cave."

"To the man cave!"

"Up for some mancaving tonight?"

"I could really use some man cave right about now!"

"We were mancaving until the pizza showed up."

mancaving by saclingeh February 18, 2008

Manscaping Paradox 

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

Manscaping Paradox by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

Northern Manscaping 

Derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and trimming only hair emerging above the belly button. Most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. This is the opposite of Southern Manscaping, the younger man's practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a massive sweet beard and long hair.

(Old man speaking to young man):
"Son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. Northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying Rogaine to my head in hopes to grow THAT hair back!" manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern

Northern Manscaping by MCBassGuitar March 15, 2015