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Manapeed

10 or dudes buttfuckin each-other in linear fashion
The boys and I lined up an had ourselves a manapeed last night
by Alwaysdodrew October 24, 2011
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managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians
Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now
by aodcarth September 19, 2022
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Managed

I mean... "Curated" sounds better....
Hym "Managed? It's just not as good. It doesn't sound as good. Andy gets it. It'll be distributed throughout the land, will it? And then what? Your attempt at intimidation doesn't disguise your cowardice. Doesn't detract from the fact that you were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not blubbering on stage about 'it not being your death anxiety' because of your cancer-wife. What comes after? We all live the collective falsehood until you die and your sophistry dies with you? Or, maybe, they prop up your corpse for instrumental use? The eternal charlatan! 'We abandoned men but it's ok because we'll just make new ones the we super-duper won't abandon this time!' And then it will be more of the same. The only hope you have to offer is the false kind. Hope is actually the reason I'm in the situation I'm in. The people around me have no hope of a better life so to see a better life stolen from me fills them with twisted glee. And what you need is for you and your kids to go straight to hell and roast there. A better present is synonymous with a better future. You you're doing now it the religious conditioning you spoke of. Defer gratification to the grave. 'Maybe my kids will reach the promised land!' But they won't. People like you will steal it from them just as you're trying to steal it from me."
by Hym Iam February 19, 2024
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Matapedia eggplant

The site and smell of one’s penis after atleast eight days without a drop of water around the genitals

Example:
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
Dude, I fished for like 10 days, hooked a grilse in the back and took like 10 mud monkeys on the river, but I’ll tell you one thing I got the worst matapedia eggplant around…..
by boatedRus July 23, 2025
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MagaPedo

A MAGA head who may actually be a pedophile, but certainly at minimum seems to be actively covering up for likely pedophiles.
Donald Trump and JD Vance are MAGAPedos to not release the Epstein because Epstein was Trump's best friend and invested in Vance's mentor Peter Theil's business.
by LordDestiny August 7, 2025
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Ryder Managed

Bro, that's now a Ryder Managed lane...YOU'RE FUCKED!
by Capt. Kilgore August 2, 2019
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mischief.managed.meggy

Mischief.managed.meggy is a fun person who is totally in love with all the marauders era gryffindors.

She is a lesbian and kins Marlene. 🏳️ 🌈🍄🤍

They love the bsc (baby sitters club) and recommends you watch it. She also kins Kristy🌊🍯🍂👞.
Mischief.managed.meggy loves Marlene McKinnon and would love to call her "my McKitten".
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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