ManMomma

Krogels mom

a.k.a mom who looks like a man

WHOA She's hairy! She must be a Manmomma!

by 12andom 12andom December 9, 2009

mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

by the_mango September 4, 2013

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.

Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet

by Jaysav30 July 6, 2016

Manopause

A mental condition typically found in men in their mid to late 50's brought on by the realization that old age is just around the corner. Symptoms include: frequent reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”, cranky judgmental attitude and a closed minded approach to anything new. Usually punctuated by the chronic need to play a lot golf and vote republican. The condition is difficult to cure and almost always progresses into oldtimers disease.

"Get off my lawn!" Mr. Wagner screamed at the kids playing next door. What happend to him? they asked each other, one kid whispered "my mom says he's got manopause"

by Paul Lowry April 16, 2006

Manhopper

A woman who goes from man to man in a short period of time.

Look out ladies, you better guard your man.... that lady is a manhopper.

by mjmirv July 20, 2007

Mammophallophile

The act of someone photoshopping phallus (penis') onto the nipples of naked models bodies.
The people doing this claim the models have what is called called mammophallitis and swear that it IS a real disease.

Greg sent me a picture of Jenna Jamison but her nipples looked a bit strange, he claimed she had mammophallitis. He is such a Mammophallophile.

by hohohslut October 18, 2005

Manhopper

Typically a girl before she become slut. This is usually the middle ground before becoming a slut. for example, in high school when a girl doesn't want to have sex but still crushes on multiple boys even though she has one or two other boyfriends. She promptly leaves any of them when she gets bored. They crave attention and usually restrain from sex to save their reputation.

Guy 1: So how is it with you and Lily?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, I can't believe I ever fell for her because she was just another Manhopper
Guy 1: Yeah, that sucks...

by Lobster and Crab August 24, 2016