malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.

chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.

by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010

malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."

In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.

by JavaJaneOhio September 2, 2013

Melalicious

Being as delicious as mels

that chicks ass is melalicious!

by Chiefo November 25, 2007

milfilicious

A hot,tasty MILF(mom I'd like to f ck) is said to be Milfilicious.

My friends mother is in her late forties but looks Milfilicious to me.

by droby December 21, 2009

majulicious

extremely hot and sexy latino

OHH that chulito is so majulicious!!

by bikkilicious July 20, 2008

malicious gash-hunt

the act of attacking gash furiously, with no regard for consequences or rejection. Often exhibited by sweet lads

a number of sweet lads on a night out would embark on a malicious gash-hunt if they crack on to every group of available women, disregarding any fear of rejection or humiliation. Pure persistence and endeavour help them to achieve their goal of plentiful gash

by josh190889 January 3, 2010

mullicious

Rude,evil or malicious behavior on the part of a mullet head. Mullet malice.

There were three rednecks ejected from the concert for their mullicious behavior.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011