Mailin

A beatiful girl who is amazing, funny, humorous, and talented. shes not afraid to say what shes thinking. dont mess with her or else it wont be good. shes cool.

mailin is amazing

by maildog November 18, 2018

two tone malone

A dick that is two different shades of color

Did you know that Danny is packing a two tone malone? It's like a choco vanilla swirl down there.

by BigPPjewce June 29, 2020

marlon brando

Perhaps one of the greatest actors of the twentieth century...when he was at his best. This would have included his roles in "On the Waterfront," "A Streetcar Named Desire," "Apocolypse Now," and what most people know him from: "The Godfather." Unfortunetly he was reduced to little more than a charicature of himself, either wasting his talents or taking minute roles for huge amounts of money (Superman). Despite these choices he remains a master of his craft. His presence will be sorely missed.

Wow that guy's gonna be the next Marlon Brando (Impossible)

by KW January 12, 2005

Maalona

Maalona loves to help and stans/loves Pentagon. Maalona is super helpful and will do anything to video chat and I mean ANYTHING! He can be slow when understanding stuff but he is actually really funny. He makes fun of my laugh because I sound like a robot. He likes korean culture and is studying korean too.

If you’re not friends with a Maalona yet, you’re missing out!

Person 1: who dat kid saying annyeonghaseyo?

Person 2: idk, i think its just a Maalona

by Honeyflavorednut November 17, 2019

maimona

Having someone like her in your life is a blessing itself because she is the funniest and sweetest person ever. She will always be there for you through your worst and best moments. She has heads turning wherever she goes and brightens everyone’s life up. If you have her never let her go because she’s your ride or die.

If that Maimona because she is stunning

by Unknown for you January 9, 2021

Ghost Malone

Walking away from a conversation at the bar as to give the implication that you’re going to the restroom, then walking straight to your car without saying even so much as a syllable to anybody that you’re leaving. Followed by not answering any calls or texts asking where you are.

Derek: What happened to Drew last night?
Dustin: I don’t know. Some Tinder chick was messaging him.
(Drew walks up.)
Dustin: Oh, there’s Ghost Malone himself.
Drew: Sorry. This chick wanted me to come bang her last night.

by droe1021 September 5, 2020

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013