Manistrating

When a guy is really emotional and complains during a serten time of a month.

Jay was really bitchy today he must be manistrating.

by The Supreme Emperor June 30, 2016

Northern Line Mistral

The rush of delivery across the face and in the hair as felt by the service end of a hand job upon delivery of payload.

“Following a rather pleasant hand job from the wife she remained in the agreed relief posture, on her knees in front of me like a Mumbai Street Child, as I delivered the money shot. Having been a good couple of days since Dave & the twins were deployed in anger the volume of delivery was ample and it blew across her face and through her hair as if she had just stepped from the tube into the underground labyrinth that is the subterranean Waterloo and felt the first rush of the Northern Line Mistral.”

by furball69 April 22, 2010

magistra

Latin word for crazy teacher.

my latin teacher is a magistra

by professor captian May 3, 2010

Magistra

A senile old bat who needs to get fired. She has an IRA so she can keep that instead of getting her pension. She is quiet incompetent and can't do much of anything right. Every time the Administration calls her she fears for her job, as she should.

Joe: "My mom won't let me go to the movies"
Bobby: " That's such a magistra move"!

by gsmmoovv November 9, 2017

magastrate

A civilian who prefers law to anarchy, and whose purpose in life is to Make America Great Again. May or may not have supported or voted for President Donald J Trump, but he or she do hold feel American-first policies.

I went to the Trump rally, and I had fun with my fellow magastrates.

by draco_mask September 16, 2021

Magistrate

Margaret is an honest individual

Magistrate don't be selling her knock-off gear or she'll grass you up to the bizzies.

by Bagpuss August 15, 2003

Magistrate`

A gangsta with an extremely small penis.

"Dayum, that dude is such a Magistrate`."

by Benchmeister 5000 August 17, 2011