The act of sticking a stalk of celery out of your butt and lying naked, face down on the floor. Your chick then proceeds to begin fucking the celery as the celery as it simultaneously penetrates your ass.
by KnightLite October 10, 2010
When in time of need and no condom can be found, the ability to improvise a condom out of available materials.
My boy steve was about to fuck this bitch but he didn't have a condom so he pulled a MacGyver and used the saran wrap from his sandwitch, a paper clip, rubberband, and krazy glue to make one.
by Imoja, max.biatch, and yung city bandit August 08, 2004
A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
by darkwing_duck1a March 31, 2004
multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.
oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
by motha fucka April 12, 2004
The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force
by master macgyverer March 06, 2006
To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.
So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”
by Mark Hoye June 28, 2005