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monkey by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003
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Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
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There's an evil monkey in my closet.
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1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.
2. someone who scampers about frequently.
2. someone who scampers about frequently.