Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

merge-swish

When one changes lanes on a freeway or highway without hitting any of the reflecting bumps in the middle of the road.

A merge-swish can also be applied when passing someone on a two lane road, provided you do not hit any of the reflective bumps in the middle of said road...or the oncoming traffic.

Bill Blimey: "Man, I just changed lanes three times and totally merge-swished every time. It was nothing but line!"

Tom Toppover: "That's weak sauce. You should have seen the merge-swish I pulled off last night while passing that big rig."

by Stopping Stan October 13, 2011

Merge of Shame

On a two lane limited-access freeway the "merge of shame" is where you are in the far left lane against the wall while a vehicle tailgates you. The car behind you accelerates to illegaly pass you on the right, changes lanes without signaling but before they pass and cut you off they are forced to get back behind you due to a SLOWER moving car in the right lane.

That bitch behind me in the SUV on her cell phone just had to take the merge of shame!!

by TicklemeEmo October 20, 2005

merge rage

When you have to merge two large codebases together and there are loads of conflicts to figure out.

I had to merge the upgrade story into trunk and I had so many conflicts I got major merge rage and started swearing a lot

by thomskint February 13, 2018

merge code

software developers code word for sex.

"My girlfriend is in a good mood tonight. Hopefully she'll give me some time to merge code."

by ezzymny October 5, 2011

merge-stupid

Inability or awkwardness when merging into traffic often to dangerous effect.

Johnny was driving and everything was going fine until we had to get on the highway; he is merge-stupid.

by Chaosape February 27, 2015