Math 

What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.

Math is friggin' tough, but we all wish we had the ability to see it like John Nash.

Math by Mikey G October 21, 2003

math  

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

math by JST505 January 28, 2009

Math 

Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

Math by Sweet_Tea_Sipper November 22, 2011

Math 

Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)"Let's get the math out of here!"

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

Math by Kev-tron October 25, 2010

Math 

hell.

wow you study math? that must be like hell

Math by celineezzzzz November 12, 2019

Math 

Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"

It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.

Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.

Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass

Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*

Math by Chazm666 July 23, 2010

Math 

The study of numbers.

Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.

Fuck math

Kid 1: hey man, I've been doing some math!

Kid 2: Fuck math, and fuck you

Math by Nickodemus Bartholomew November 6, 2008