massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Massage Therapist

A prostitute or sexual worker. Normally a higher end call girl, but it can refer to any prostitute.

"I spent last night with a massage therapist last night."
"Shit dude. You should probably get screened."
"It should be fine, she was high class. It was expensive."

by Zebelon Pike August 4, 2009

massage board

An internet "massage board" is where likeminded posters can massage the egos of each other by telling them how wonderful they are.

Sorry, I can't think of an example of massage boards but I'm sure that such behaviour goes on on a lot of message boards.

by Doghouse Riley December 25, 2007

Massage Terrorist

A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.

"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"

by La oron April 23, 2009

massage parlor abbreviations

two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.

Massage Parlor Abbreviations

TS = Table Shower. HJ = Hand Job. BB = Bareback. CBJ = Covered Blow Job.

COT = Cum on Tits. GFE = Girl Friend Experience. Etc.

by Clod Hopper December 19, 2013

Massage Psychotherapy

is a healing modality which works on physical pain by identifying and understanding the emotional pain that manifested the physical symptoms. Massage Psychotherapists incorporate therapeutic massage on resting facial expressions and body posture to work on repressed emotions. MPTs see the body, mind and spirit as a whole. They look at pain simply as some type of resistance to reality. MPTs are highly trained in medical massage and charge on average $180 per an hour session.

Who would have known that Massage Psychotherapy could fix her resting b*tch face?

by Dr. Gangemi July 20, 2017