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Where a person, usually of lesser statue, bluntly informs a superior how to do their job or perform better.
This is often in an outburst, known to all around them, but no one wants to say it.
Named after the essay/paper written by Tom Crusie's character in the film 'Jerry Maguire'.
This is often in an outburst, known to all around them, but no one wants to say it.
Named after the essay/paper written by Tom Crusie's character in the film 'Jerry Maguire'.
Dave: How did the big meeting go?
Mike: Pretty bad dude - I might not have a job on Monday!
Dave: WTF happened?
Mike: I had a complete Maguire Moment... the VP Of Sales wanted us to stay behind again this weekend, to brainstorm. Well I just lost it and yell out the three simple things that the Sales team had to do to increase performance.
Dave: What happened?
Mike: I got a few winks from some of my workmates - I didn't say anything that they didn't already know - but I think the VP is pissed, so say the least.
Mike: Pretty bad dude - I might not have a job on Monday!
Dave: WTF happened?
Mike: I had a complete Maguire Moment... the VP Of Sales wanted us to stay behind again this weekend, to brainstorm. Well I just lost it and yell out the three simple things that the Sales team had to do to increase performance.
Dave: What happened?
Mike: I got a few winks from some of my workmates - I didn't say anything that they didn't already know - but I think the VP is pissed, so say the least.
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Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy kick everyone's ass while dancing?
Person 2: yeah, that's bully Maguire. He's the best in every way.
Person 2: yeah, that's bully Maguire. He's the best in every way.
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If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
If the one above all’s power level is ♾ then Bully Maguire’s power level is ♾ to the power of ♾.
This absolute beast makes even Goku look like a joke and piss his pants, more powerful than 100% Shrek and Shaggy combined and even full power ultra instinct shaggy cowers in fear when faced against him. He is thee almighty and thou most powerful being as he transcends all of fiction and bully’s everyone who existed in fiction. He is so powerful he could enter the real world like how he did in family feud where he clapped everyone’s asses.
Ultra Instinct Shaggy: *Uses 0.0000000000000001 percent of his power*
*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION
*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse
Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
*KilLs ThE oNe ABoVe aLl wiTh OnE lOoK*
Bully Maguire: I’m gonna put dirt in your eye
*Kicks and punches UI shaggy in ♾ speed and pisses and shits on him while dancing*
Bully Maguire: Look at little Shag junior, GONNA CRY?
UI Shaggy: Uses *69420 percent of his power*
WhO sAiD 100 PeRceNt WAs mY LiMit!!?!!?!
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that’s my problem
UI Shaggy: *neArly diEs fROm eMoTioNal DaMAGe*
UI Shaggy: I’m sorry for killing God( one above all)
Bully Maguire: *enraged at him* YOU WANT FORGIVENESS GET RELIGION
*proceeds to kill shaggy*
Bully Maguire: Dances and pees, poops on UI shaggy’s corpse
Also Bully Maguire: SeE yA ChUMp
*ReViVes gOD( one above all)
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with bully Maguire
And if you want forgiveness, get religion.
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