lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

lunchmeat

persons of lower quality or mediocrity

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003

Urban Lunchmeat

A band that makes incredible music, the band members are Joe Fraone, Nate O'Reilly, Dylan Rice, Jack McCarthy, and last but not least Anthony Giambusso.

Someone: Yo I like that band called Urban Lunchmeat

Someone else: I know right they're so good

by epicgamer4814 February 10, 2021

Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo

when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie.

Ben: Dude I'm starving.
Nick: You should order the Lansdale Lunchmeat Combo.
Josh: I fuck.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?

by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011